Drink Moor Beer! (I totally have this on a glass.)

SOMERLAND GOLD from MOOR BREWERY

Colour: Amber/gold, like apple juice.

Head: Aww not so much.

Fragrance: Label says fruity-vanilla. On The Hop says "apple-y".

More haunting photography : Burrow Mump, Sedgemoor, Somerset. Quite near the home of Moor Beer.

The fruity aroma belies the tang-free nature of this booze. Although if you savour it, rather than chuck it down your throat, you will find the tang does occur. (Who writes this crap?)
Deceptively strong - don't drink more than one of these in any one sesh. Well, you could, but don't expect to get owt done the next day.
A taste of the orchard from the heart of the peaty moor.
Gorgeous.                                                                          

Score on the Corinthian Pale Ale Scale: